me on a Rant

*so this is probably gonna be all post, no poem.... oh you feel sad and you wish you had a poem to read at the end???(well, deal with it you big cry baby, haha, im mean). thinking back, 10 seconds ago, i probably shouldnt have let out a spoiler alert just yet. i should have made you anticipate a poem and bammm, disappointed. what can i say, disappointment is a part of life, we all get disappointed, we all disappoint people.


 So, apparently, i realised
i had only posted one blog for the whole of this week, that was really shocking and sad, well, i am to blame, every night when i feel asleep, i dreamt i wrote a blog post, so when i woke up, i was always disappointed with the fact that my new blog post was all a dream.... haha, see, i just gave you a personal example of being disappointed. im so smart and relateable.... (i realised right after i wrote my previous line that sacarsm really doesnt shine through on paper, or text, or anything that doesnt have an intonation for you to hear it from), so i get sad and or disappointed when im trying to make a clever joke or something and the person on the other end doesnt get it.


so this post is going to be a rant on everything and anything. i like to keep things fresh, so im gonna let you into the wonderful world of Benga (thats my name in case if you didnt notice, it would be surely awkward if my mother named me Lovelife4sale as my actual name) i mean i would be teased none stopped and i would have had a horrible childhood if that was my name. 


well i did have a horrible childhood, but it wasnt because of my name, i had a horrible childhood because of my head, when i was young i had a huge head, like almost humpyty dumpty kinda looking. but sadly enough, i didnt know i had a big head, i came to the realisation of my big head one day in kindergaten. i was doing some art, my art teacher in kindergarten was trying to get my attention, but i was too busy doodling rubbish all over my cardboard page right, he had called my name numerous times, then he resorted to calling me..... wait for it..... wait for it..... wait for it...........................................................................
BIG HEAD.... his stupid skinny kindergarten teacher ass called me BIG HEAD, and guess what i did.... I turned around and Answered YES, and everyone heard me and for the next 3 years of my young age, i was called BIG HEAD, so talk about Trauma from a young age. 
so now, because of the story i just told you, i am now a drama queen (well i think its king because i am a boy) so, yes i am now a drama KING. lol.
Good thing my body grew into my head right? or else..... well or else nothing.  
so here is the plan, instead of a poem, i would write a list of things i do or things i like just soo, you guys know a little more about me. 




list of things i do or like or whatever is appropraite. 


~i am left handed.... 5 outta the last 7 US presidents have been lefties, even though we make up 10% of the population, so Yes lady, i am smart. by default i guess. lol


~i can solve a rubix cube..... i am gangsta, a good friend of mine bought me a rubix cube and because of her, i learnt how to solve it in about 2-3 days. (too bad i cant put that on a job resume)

~i am Agnostic..... i dont believe in organized religion, i believe in the positive advantages of religion, but i dont believe in the extra bullshit that it carries along with it. 
btw, i have dated, would date and could care less about what religion a girl belongs too, as long as the girl/person has a strong and solid moral fiber and ground on which she can stand on, then we good. 


~i am not a phone person, i hate making calls, i hate recieveing calls, i hate being on the phone, but, there are still a handful of people who call me and can keep me on the phone for about 2-3hrs and i would love every single minute of the conversation i have with them. sooo, if you can do this to me, just know that you are very special, in every sense of the word. (except special Ed)

~i am often mistaken as the cool kid, but i am a Huge dork, like if i was a super hero, i would be SuperDork.... but i am perfectly content with being that, and i cant be with a person who i can not be SuperDorky and Cute with. 

~i am in no way Photogenic.... i hate seeing pictures of myself, i hate taking pictures, i hate pictures period. its something i always did from when i was young, i dont even have baby pictures or growing up pictures. my fear of pictures is inherent


~the TV channels you can find me watching most times are CNN, MSNBC, Comedy Central (jon steward, stephen colbert, comedy central presents) & lastly HGtv.... i love this channel, like you don't understand, i think about beautiful houses and real estate and what i would want to do when i get my own house, and what kinda kitchen countertops and what tiles i want in my bathroom... well, basically.... if i had cats, you would basically call me a gay old man.


~its funny that i like HGtv because, one of my very good friends, he has an obsession with the Food network, so when we go to eachothers houses it gets interesting. he likes seeing food on the tv, i like seeing houses on the tv, and we are grown men. smh.


~i have a slight love affair with the NY times. mainly with the Editorial section, and i have my favorite opinion editors, i heart maureen dowd & bob herbert, i try my possible best to keep up with current events. i always want to know whats going on around the world. (a reason why i am a superdork).


~i dont proof read my blog post most times, so if you find a mistake pretty please let me know, actually, i change my mind, ignore my mistake and read the hell over it. thank you. 


~i am in college trying to be an Accountant..... i love it. but like every relationship, i understand would love it, then hate it, then fall in love once again. 


~i am awesome.... (actually thats just a fact), but i think you guys who read my blogs too are all awesome too. 




so, that is all i am going to tell you for now, drop by, leave a comment about something i would not necessarily know about you, or you could just go on a mini rant in my comment section. its my blog so i demand you to do so.
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